1. theletteraesc:

    vayena:

    wretchedoftheearth:

    wretchedoftheearth:

    I am still laughing at the /r/relationships post about the guy who initially wanted an open relationship so he could fuck other women since his girlfriend isn’t hot because she’s “bigger”, but she had much more luck and was even with some muscular hottie who is her type while he had no luck and then he wanted to stop being open

    it’s so funny and I’m so glad everyone piled onto him for it

    it’s so good

    it’s the best reddit post ever and i am so happy it happened to him

    for anyone who wants to read it, it’s life-changing

    professorofeljay because it’s always time to revisit this post :D

  2. when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires

    (Source: nivalingreenhow)

  3. lhevette:

art by アズナ悠月

    lhevette:

    art by アズナ悠月

  4. chis197:

by 檸檬茶_盒子

    chis197:

    by 檸檬茶_盒子

  5. "Why are they both white?"
    "That’s what my friend Keisha asked about you and Daddy.

    (Source: invisiblechange)

  6. andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

    jazzfort:

    i shouldn’t have laughed as much as i did

    nyoom

    (Source: thefrogman)

  7. the-most-profound-of-bonds:

    interruptingpanda:

    tipsy-tom-drank-too-much-blood:

    avrooml:

    anchy2006:

    someone has expanded their interests I see

    LOKI NO

    image

    I saw this and nearly spit.

    I feel so much sympathy for the people who don’t understand the humor in this

  8. 0-memento-mori-0:

    octopluss:

    drragonss:

    miggylol:

    pumpkin spice candles soon

    pumpkin lattes soon

    pumpkin everything

    image

    WHY ARE PEOPLE REBLOGGING THIS RIGHT NOW ITS NOT EVEN AUGUST YET

    the keyword is ‘soon’

    I’m getting Halloween things on my dash without having to search them.
    My time is coming

  9. ohemgosh:

    genebeanbelcher:

    all i truly want for any of my otps is for them to be………. Super Married

       

  10. Person: Have you seen that episode where...
    Me: I have seen every episode, go on